April Fools! Post your best self sufficient jokes here!

[Mandy Onderwater]

The worse the joke, the better! Post all of them in here

I'll start....

Why was the cucumber upset?
... because it was in a pickle.

 

[stevo]

Looks like I'm 6 days too late

 

[Mandy Onderwater]

Looks like I'm 6 days too late

It's never too late for a joke

 

[JP 1983]

 

[Mandy Onderwater]

I can't believe I watched every second of it

 

[KathrynJN]

I also watched all of the Bear Diary. Found it hilarious. But, did you read any of the comments? My favourite was this one.

"We actually have herds of kangaroos used especially for milking here in Australia. The benefit of using Kangaroo milk is that it jumps out of the refrigerator straight into your coffee cup, which makes it time efficient too."

 

[Mandy Onderwater]

I also watched all of the Bear Diary. Found it hilarious. But, did you read any of the comments? My favourite was this one.

"We actually have herds of kangaroos used especially for milking here in Australia. The benefit of using Kangaroo milk is that it jumps out of the refrigerator straight into your coffee cup, which makes it time efficient too."

I hadn't - that's hilarious!

 

[Grandmother Goose]

I've recently started following that bloke on YouTube, hadn't had a chance to watch enough of his videos to get around to seeing that one, but I have now. That's hilarious. And the Aussie comment was pure gold. I also liked the longer comment detailing advice on how to milk bears from the Canadian polar bear farmer.

 

[Grandmother Goose]

The fun things about being a gardener...
No one cares if you have a leek in your back yard.
You actually want someone to give you a truckload of bulls**t.
Being dirty isn't a bad thing.
You can get a root with a hand spade, and it's not weird.
You can dig with hoes without getting a negative reputation for it.
No one is going to get jealous when you spread your seed.

 

[Mandy Onderwater]

The fun things about being a gardener...
No one cares if you have a leek in your back yard.
You actually want someone to give you a truckload of bulls**t.
Being dirty isn't a bad thing.
You can get a root with a hand spade, and it's not weird.
You can dig with hoes without getting a negative reputation for it.
No one is going to get jealous when you spread your seed.

and no one gets suspicious when you dig a human-sized hole in the garden

 

[Grandmother Goose]

and no one gets suspicious when you dig a human-sized hole in the garden